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Max. Nerdy nonbinary folk just living life

Posted: 4 years ago on 24/10/18 at 10:15am

gaygothur:

pyrrhiccomedy:

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough. 

Posted: 4 years ago on 24/10/18 at 10:13am

silverhawk:

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my cat is rly mean to my sister so my family is having an intervention w my cat to ask her to stop swatting my sister

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the intervention didnt work.

Posted: 4 years ago on 24/10/18 at 10:13am

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sushinfood:

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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

this is NUTS

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

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wait a second

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Posted: 4 years ago on 24/10/18 at 10:11am
Posted: 4 years ago on 24/10/18 at 10:10am

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queerlittlelady:

Oh my god my heart actually exploded from this happiness.

Omg the last gif it waved back omg

So many people always seem to forget just how intelligent elephants are.

the elephant drew the other elephant.

THE ELEPHANT ACTUALLY DREW THE OTHER MOTHERFREAKIN ELEPHANT 

I love elephants. I love them so much! They’re beautiful animals.

Posted: 4 years ago on 24/10/18 at 10:09am

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Thank you Chelsea Handler for your honesty, despite an obviously unsupportive and biased audience.

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Posted: 4 years ago on 24/10/18 at 10:08am

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I’m Mat

Posted: 4 years ago on 24/10/18 at 10:07am

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this sure is a hot take (x)

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Posted: 4 years ago on 24/10/18 at 10:07am

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Opossum

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Bat

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Tortoise

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Shrimp

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Hamster

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Deer

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Shark

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Seal

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Man

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Tardigrade

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Chameleon

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Saturn

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Mole

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Horse

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Gorilla

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& Echidna

These are making the rounds, so here they are again.

Posted: 4 years ago on 10/10/18 at 9:18am

catchymemes:

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

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by Volensblood

Posted: 4 years ago on 10/10/18 at 9:17am

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Bi-derman

Posted: 4 years ago on 03/10/18 at 5:06pm

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Posted: 4 years ago on 02/10/18 at 11:29pm

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acoolguy:

instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross

every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross

just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn’t give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit

I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced. All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is ‘learning so much’ from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn’t think being a nanny is a man’s job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I’m pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he’s a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity.

What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better.

How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris, and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job. 

I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married. When they came to Ross wouldn’t get an annulment because he didn’t want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful.

KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER

Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth’s dad because it’s “weird” for him but had no problem going out with Rachel’s sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it.

Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she’s working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship

The show Friends actually invented the term ‘friendzone’ to describe Ross’ inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start).

I fucking hate Ross so much

Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say he was sorry about it because “it was Rachel’s fault, she wanted a break”? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad.

What about when Rachel wanted a tattoo but Ross disapproved and when he found out she got one anyway he was mad and shouted until he saw it and thought it was sexy

Drag him till there’s nothing but bone

How about when Ross was pissed that Rachel was finally excited about her career and following her dream because it meant less time for him. And then he went to her office to distract her even though she asked him not to MULTIPLE TIMES and later demanded an apology because Rachel told him to leave.

What about the time Ross was getting married to Emily but kept saying Rachel’s name during the vows despite Rachel making it clear that she was very happy he was marrying Emily and seeing how happy Emily was but of course he had to ruin two women’s lives and then he left Emily at the altar

How about the time Ross goes to on bench holiday with his girlfriend & decides to start a relationship with Rachel again. He basically cheats on the girl then dumps her at 5am. Rachel writes him 18 page letter about her feelings & break up and asked him to read it & deal with subject matter before they can even think about getting back together. He falls asleep reading it and Rachel walks in. He lies to her saying he read it twice & means so much to him. Lies that he takes their relationship so seriously he read it twice. She asks him “does it” and like a weasel, he lies & agrees “it does”. Later he reads the letter ranting to Joey & Chandler “it does not!” because she asked him to own the fact that he cheated he screams “we were on a break again" and own that relationship failed because of her. The boys talk him into letting it go because he has Rachel back like he wants. He sleeps with Rachel and in the afterglow she tells him how happy & proud she is of him. How much he’s grown. That maybe the break up & lost 4 months was worth it created this growth in him. He flips out screaming ‘we were on a break’. They break up. He cruelly mocks the letter & her feelings while they break up over & over.

Ross never respects anything about Rachel or any of his girlfriends. He treats women like garbage. He literally the worst selfish petty ugly person.

Posted: 4 years ago on 02/10/18 at 11:28pm
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(Source: weheartit.com)